Thursday, May 17, 2007

"Don't do the Crime if you can't do the Time!"

That's easy for Baretta to say, but those without a TV series may see things differently. Take A.C., for example:

"Please send me a book on astro-projection. If I could make contact with this other person I might be able to stop her from ruining my life. Please hurry, send the book."
Perhaps we should send Please Understand Me, or scare up a copy of I'm Okay, You're Okay, but we don't want to disappoint. Astral Projection may very well get the message across, though the real Ms. X might give his astral body a welcome he didn't have in mind. You know what they say about dropping in, unannounced.